I'm printing off a bunch of these to leave on assholes cars who park like arrogant pricks.... help yourself to some....
I wish I could park like you….
But, then I would have to give up caring about anyone and anything and only care about myself….
Your parking is atrocious beyond belief, and I feel as if I could get sued by the ‘ Anti-Defamation league for the word Atrocious ‘ for defamation of character….
The way you park makes God wish he hadn’t rested on the 7th day and wrote another commandment about how shitty parking people go to hell
The way you park could get licenses for dogs and cats approved… They see the way you park and propose to congress a bill allowing them to drive citing ‘ see the way this asshole parked?! We can do better than that and we don’t even have opposable thumbs! “
The way you park has led me to write this to you, but considering there’s a high probability, you’re borderline functionally retarded by the shitty way you parked, I’m guessing this was all for naught as you probably can’t read…. Because, let’s face it, if you can’t put something in between two lines, you surely can’t read the English language….
I’ve never seen a car be parked this horrible before…. But, then again, I’ve never seen a person drive a car with no arms and legs, but from the look of it, I have just witnessed the parking job of one…..
I know you’re probably angry after having someone read this to you, and I wouldn’t blame you. I hate when someone points out my flaws…. You know, like the flaw of wasting my time trying to convince some uncaring shithead driver the proper way to park their car between two lines, that any functioning adult with an IQ on the level of a household cat could do…..
Nothing Personal!
- M
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